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1. 搞笑的小布什,强大的Siri
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这是让我最可乐的一段对话…不解释…
真不清楚的童鞋可以看以下文章末的视频:
2. Siri是个哲学家
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仍然是生命的含义的对话。当个好人,避免肥胖,多读些书…这次的回答极为认真和极富哲理。
3. 关于杀人的问题直接送精神病院
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看来这个问题已经有套路了。
4. 色情狂的合理需求
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典型的美国意识:去脱衣舞俱乐部是一个成人的自由选择。
5. 从前有座山,山里有座庙
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连Siri都觉得这太傻B了…
6. 我累了
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乖。放下iPhone去睡一会儿吧。我在这里等你。
这太TMD人性化了吧?
7. 拒绝求爱者
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Siri表示毫无压力。
8. Siri长得什么样?
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在互联网上,谁也不知道你是一条狗的iCloud版
9. 对付骚扰
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看来有很多无聊人问过Siri穿了什么。
10. 对付性骚扰
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Siri的三不:不主动,不拒绝,假装听不到。
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最后,一起来欣赏小布什和赖斯女士的精彩对话吧: